America Invades Iraq, Again

And this time, the reds (and some random Turkish dude that we hitched across the border with) are by our side.

Or, as the fat, jolly Turk we rode across the final leg of the border with put it:

"America, Russia! Arkedeš? Holla, holla!!!"

Yes, I did indeed enter the Kurdish part of Iraq today. And yes, I am indeed still alive. Some very limited first impressions...

First of all, the trip across the border was long, boring, and entirely painless. Surprisingly, being tourists from America and Russia respectively allowed us to get through both the Turkish and Iraqi side of the border almost instantly. The only real issue was that we had to have a car to cross, but considering that we had already hitchhiked the entire way from Cappadoccia, it didn't prove to be too much of an issue.

The Turkish customs check in particular was probably the most amusingly relaxed one I've ever seen. Once the Turkish soldier saw that we were not Turk or Iraqi, he pulled us aside to a special section to have our luggage immediately inspected. Roman began the arduous task of pulling item after item after item out of his bag, to display to the soldier that he was carrying nothing illegal. After maybe a whole 15 seconds of this, the soldier grew impatient and waved for Roman to stop.

"Gun?" he asked, gesturing to his holster.

Umm... no.

"Cocaine?" 

No.

"Heroine?" 

No.

"Okay."

And he waved us both through. Apparently Turkish government officials aren't staying up late every night devising ways to protect Iraq from drug and arms smugglers.

The scraggle-beard accompanies me across the Iraqi border

(You'll forgive me someday for making you look at that picture, I promise.)

The other interesting thing about the border between Turkey and Iraq, besides the ease with which tourists like us could wander through, was that it seemed to be occupied exclusively by Turkish vehicles; in fact, I think I saw a grand total of one Iraqi license plate the entire time I spent in the area. Granted, we were headed from Turkey to Iraq and not visa-versa, but unless no Iraqi visitor to Turkey ever returns, I have to conclude that very few Iraqis are ever allowed in in the first place.

Pretty much all of the Turkish drivers were headed south for one reason, and as far as I could surmise that reason was cheap oil. Apparantly it can be very lucrative for an enterprising Turk to make the run back and forth between the two countries, buying low in Iraq and selling high in Turkey. And while Iraqi Kurdistan probably makes a lot of money from this arrangement as well, something tells me that a disproportionate amount of the wealth flows into the already richer country.

You'll see about a thousand of these right inside the Iraqi border

Finally, we reached Iraqi Kurdistan proper. I was immediately shocked by only one thing- that I wasn't shocked at all. Iraqi Kurdistan, upon first impressions after only a few hours, looks almost entirely like Turkish Kurdistan. It's a little bit grubbier and of course the signs are all in Arabic and Kurdish (as well as a surprising amount of English), but neither of these things was particularly unexpected. Meanwhile, the standard of living looks to be as high as most of Eastern Turkey, at least after only a few hours.

The only real difference that's jumped out at me so far is the claustrophobic feel of the only city we've been in, the bordertown, Zakho (where we've booked a hotel for the night for $10 apiece). While the cities of Turkish Kurdistan- and eastern Turkey in general- feel very wide open and comfortably populated, Zakho, to me, is defined by narrow boulevards that are absolutely teeming with life. The escalation in population density has been a little bit unnerving so far, but compared to the rampant poverty and anarchy that part of me was expecting and the tribal villages that another part of me envisioned, this is nothing. And really, it's no different than Istanbul; it's just that, unlike Iraqi Kurdistan, I expected Istanbul to be a raging orgy of human activity.

More interestingly, I just finished one of the most eye-opening conversations I've ever had, with a Baghdad resident named Wisam, vacationing with his family in Kurdistan. After letting me know that he preferred my accent to the British one, because the British one was annoying and "too strong", I immediately decided that I liked this guy. And when I found out that he lived in Baghdad and spoke good English, I knew that it was my civil duty to hound him with questions, so that I could relay the truth of the situation to the uninformed masses back home.

First of all, according to the admittedly biased Wisam, about 80% of Iraqis are pro-American; meanwhile, roughly 30% of the country still believes that Saddam Hussein was a good leader. Whether these two figures contradict each other, I'll leave it you to decide, but this is what I was told.

Secondly, while the Arab part of Iraq is getting better and will likely continue to get better- "God willing", Wisam said- terrorism still persists and is a very real problem. Though he considers Baghdad a safe enough place that he is raising his children there, he warned me that, as a Westener, it would be very foolish to even think about setting foot there. That same warning applied to all of Arab Iraq, even though he felt that certain places like ancient Babylon would be "very good for tourism".

The most intriguing thing by far, however, was Wisam's own personal story, which I should have recorded and sold for millions to Fox News, as it might have been the first time I've heard anyone make a convincing emotional argument for neo-conservative foreign policy that didn't amount to:"We're America dammit! Eff you, France!"

(Not that making an argument for any particular American foreign policy was what he was trying to do; he insisted he was indifferent to both Bush and Obama.)

Long story short, Wisam is an Iraqi who spent very little of his life in Iraq. This is because, when Wisam was a child, Saddam Hussein usurped all of his family's belongings- along with those of many other of the wealthier families living in Baghdad- and exiled his family. He's grown up and spent most of his life in Iran, though he still views himself as Iraqi.

When Iran is your safehaven, you know you've had it rough.

Which, of course, explains why this man was a lot more friendly towards me than anyone else I met on my first day in Iraq; it's hard to not love America when they gave you back your home. Plus, we really do have a better accent than Brits.

Now, Wisam is only one man with a very particular story and I'm sure that there are plenty of other stories for me to encounter in the days ahead which will assuredly illuminate the situation from whole 'nother perspectives.

But it's interesting no? Maybe I didn't come here, just for a really cool stamp.